THE CATHOLIC KNIGHT: In light of recent news about the Rapture coming tonight at 6pm Eastern daylight time, The Catholic Knight would like to inform all my readers that we Catholics will NOT be participating in said event.
This is because nearly all of the books on the Rapture make it clear that Catholics are going to be Left Behind. This is primarily due to our "Mary worship" and cannibalism. Papalism and necromancy may also play a role.
So unpack you bags an feel free to eat a heavy dinner. We will not be flying tonight. This has been a public service announcement from 'The Catholic Knight.'
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