American Dad! - Crazy for Christianity

Stan: See, at least Roger shows the proper respect for this holiest of days.

Roger: Oh, I love your religion. For the crazy! Virgin birth? Water into wine? It's, it's like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music. Eh? Eh? Who-who am I nudging? There's no one next to me.

From season 5, episode 9: Rapture's Delight (F.K.A Holy Crapture)

Also watch: American Dad! - The Rapture for Kids

P.S Thanks Indy. Ripped by me.