Thursday, February 10, 2011

American verses Muslim

I just got an e-mail from a friend. And after thinking about it, well while I know it's supposed to be a joke it does make some good points!

There is a big difference living your life as an American verses living your life as a Muslim.

I don't know if a Muslim can live his life as an American even if he comes to this country and becomes a citizen. I don't believe it's possible to live in America, or Britain, or Germany, or France, or Denmark, or the Netherlands, or Russia, or anywhere in the world, and have a stated desire to be a citizen of that country yet while not being willing to assimilate into that given nation's society.

I believe it is impossible to fool yourself into thinking you can be an American, or British, or French, or German, or Russian, or Dane, or Dutch, while at the same time not wanting to be that specific Nationality with all of its traditions, values, and way of life. And yes, it is about "living" your Nationality plain and simple. Muslims can't do that because they are too occupied with "living" a backwards religion of hate and barbarism.

When I was 8 years old, my great-grandfather was 88 years old. He was born in the Azores, and was brought to Hawaii as an Indentured Servant in 1909. Though Indentured Servitude legally ended in Hawaii when it was annexed by the United States in 1900, many companies back then kept the practice going for years. To make it sound more legal it was called Contract Labor.

Being Portuguese and 33 years old when he arrived, he never really learned to speak English very well. I guess it's much easier to learn a new language when you are younger and are not surrounded by others who only speak your prior language.

My great-grandfather used to tell me that I wasn't Portuguese and in fact that I was an American. He did not live like a Portuguese man in America, he lived like all Americans live. He loved America's traditions, and values, and our form of government. He knew how hard it was to live poor and under an dictatorial government. He wanted me to know that my Nationality is American and that I should be proud of my Nationality. My Nationality unlike his was when in the Azores is one of a free people. I am a part of a Nation where no one can dictate to me how to live.

That's where Muslims run into a problem. They are a strange sort of cult. They are dictated to by crazies and lunatics filled with venomous desire. And what's worse is that they are subservient to their religion first and foremost. National pride means nothing to them. For example, here in America a lot of us wonder why Muslims are so angry and are so quick to commit suicide?

Well let's see now, take a single Muslim man for example, how can you be an American? It would be too difficult!

You are forbidden from doing what Americans do. You have no Christmas. No shopping for gifts. No cheer. And please don't try to tell me about it being only a Christian religious holiday anymore! Heck, I've known Americans who were Jewish, Buddhist, and agnostic who give presents and have cheer during the Christmas season.

And besides Christmas, you have no NFL, or even High School Football, or Soccer. No television. No music. No tailgate parties. No cheerleaders. No sexy women, and even if you did you absolutely treat them like shit and keep them covered up with a blanket.

You have no pork BBQ! No hot dogs, not even Kosher Hot Dogs, or Kielbasa (Polish Sausage), or German Bratwurst. No burgers. No chocolate chip cookies. No lobster, actually no shellfish of any sort, or even frozen fish sticks. No nachos.

You have no Beer Nuts. In fact you are forbidden from drinking beer. No beer of any kind! And to make yourself even more anti-American you have no NASCAR and no baseball! You just don't get it. These things might are all a part of America in some way or another.  You don't have to do them all, but not any?

Your religion forbids you from being a man and thinking for yourself. Your religion controls you and absolutely dictates everything to you. Your religion forbids you from enjoying life.

If you live in the Middle East then there is constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick, and you both are forbidden by your religion from calling a Doctor. If you live in the Middle East there is constant wailing from some Jerkweed in a tower, and you are forbidden by your religion to either call a Cop or give him a fat lip to shut him up.

You have more than one wife, and personally I can't even imagine how tough that is. You are forbidden from shaving. Your wives are forbidden from shaving. You are forbidden from taking a shower. And if you still live in the Middle East, you are forbidden to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your wives can't shower. And if they still live in the Middle East, they are forbidden to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung as well.

You dress in rags and wear towel on your head. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, and she probably smells just like your donkey but your donkey has a better disposition.

And yes, you want to bring your wonderful sounding society including your crazy concept of law here where we don't want it!

But no wait, then we wonder why if some so-called Holy Jackwipe hands you a belt full of bombs and tells you that when you die it all gets better, that you actually go and do it!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here? No wonder you can't be an American. You don't want to become an American.






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